I can’t even count how many times I’ve heard it.
“No one dates in LA.”
More and more often this comes straight from the mouth of a post-coital acquaintance I’ve grown close with over the course of the evening. While I’ve met plenty of Angelenos who most would agree qualify as “undateable”, that very concept is being eroded by the same early-20s, Tinder-toting, hookup generation who took the urbanized “convenience dating” mentality and reduced it to the no-nonsense, no strings attached fling-a-thon it is today.
This epiphany hit me hard one night like I was married to an NFL full-back. This charming nineteen-year-old brunette and I really seemed to be hitting it off, exchanging bawdy quips all the way back to my apartment in the valley, where flirt came to fruition. Mere moments after the fireworks had stopped, this girl lithely slips on her clothes and slips out the front door as fast as the words could slip out of her mouth, “Oh, that was a good one.”
When did this generation’s sexual revolution take place, and how did they out-sex a generation of people who put porn on the internet? As a 28-year-old single male, there will be no moralizing or complaints of any kind from me. If you still don’t know what I’m talking about, watch Paul Sapiano’s Hollywood Sex Wars for the truth behind this unspoken pretext.
Some of us career oriented, young go-getter types believe that we are on some kind of anti-relationship crusade when it comes to business only approach to dating, but the truth is that Los Angeles is all about relationships, isn’t it? Whether it is the relationship you are trying to build with that executive you just met at the networking mixer, the relationship with the bartender who sometimes gives you free drinks, or the relationship with your barber, we Angelenos thrive on socialization.
Networking is 90% of the business in Los Angeles. It doesn’t matter what business you are in, because good networking will undoubtedly take you higher. Communication transcends vocation, however, masterful communication conquers vocation. But it is not just handing out business cards that will get you to the next rung on the corporate ladder, and if you are thinking about sleeping your way to the top, there is another profession you may be better acclimated towards. Networking is about building, maintaining, and nurturing relationships; it is a lot of work and one false move, one delayed email, can offset all of your work.
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Though, admittedly, many of us are perfectly at peace with our present profession position and just looking to blow off some steam with spontaneous sex. And after a long, hard, throbbing (sorry) day at work, what is wrong with a little Huxleyan stress relief? Whether you get a vomit-inducing retro-cringe or a resounding high-five from your roommate, the bottom line is that, as long as both consenting parties are safe and use protection, getting laid beats the pants off of not getting laid.
Never mind the fact that the Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality (SSSS) has proven it impossible to feel the same love for the same person for more than a few years due to a tolerance to the love drug, oxytocin, and by the way, you will not be having marital sex any time after that happens.
For most of us, our love life involves bumbling about from one significant other to the next in search of that mythical The One. You know The One. That fabled Adonis or Adonisess that completes all of those inadequacies left behind by Disney movies. I’ve met The One, and after getting to know her I came to the frightening realization that she is boring as nails. Do you know who isn’t boring? That punk chic working at Freak City on Hollywood Blvd with the dyed hair and nose ring, or that girl who always wears yoga pants and a low cut top and is always smiling at you inside the Sunset Blvd Starbucks, or that chubby brunette with the dimples who started rubbing your crotch when you two split a taxi. As long as we are building relationships here, let’s not rule anyone out just yet, although that last one may be sexual assault.
The number people who believe that a surplus of sex in America is a stigma has been on the decline for years, while supporters of the (safe) “sex is good” philosophy continues to grow to near European levels. Ladies and gentlemen, we are approaching 2015, and it is okay for everyone with less than 12 kids to admit that they would like to be having more sex without sounding like some kind of whorish leper. The era of Orgy Porgy is upon us.
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This is a 2 day workshop focusing on the basics of developing attraction with the fairer sex, as well as spotting common mistakes and pitfalls which may be preventing you from climbing up that social ladder. A portion of this workshop is also devoted to “in field training”, or trying out your new skill set with the pros behind you. Click the link for more info and to find the next available workshop.
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